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oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This doesn’t work
I stand corrected oh dear lord
I have to see this for myself.
If you’re ever indecisive about something involving romance; remember that love is a little bit like gambling. You just gotta roll the dice and hope that you get a seven. And you have to remember that there are a few ways to get a seven on two dice, and no matter which way you get seven you still end up winning. And if you don’t on the first try, there’s no reason you can’t roll again.
So just chin up and roll <3
does anyone want to see a picture of me rubbing my cock
me and my beautiful cock
uhm excuse me what the fuck??? I’m known as cock girl around these parts i don’t want no man comin’ in here acting like he owns the place
im literally called cock girl haven’t you seen my posts
i got you beat sorry cock girl
ever heard the saying quality is better than quantity?
sorry babe but
my cocks are very quality
I ship it